SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Bruno Leicht? Yeah, I met him once 30 years ago and he's still talking about it. He made no sense at all and he farted the whole 3 minutes. Biggest asshole I ever met. - Dizzy Gillespie

SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Police arrested the German Clown and diaper enthusiast Bruno Leicht today on orders from the Kölner Staatsanwaltschaft. He, Bruno Leicht, is charged with being an internet criminal and pedophile.

SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Bruno Leicht ... one of the many booze and syphilis casualties in the Clown world, and maybe the saddest so-called trumpet player of any era. I think of Bruno Leicht every time I fart.

SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Hallo, friends, this is Bruno Leicht with another Bruno Leicht moment!I remember my childhood in Karlsruhe. My father confined me to a basement room where I would sit alone, listening to music that nobody my age liked. My father would often visit me to give me a English lesson. "Bruno Leicht" he would say "time for your lesson! Put on your dress!" His method to teach was that we would both wear woman's clothing whilst he brutally beat me while repeating the same phrase over and over.

SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

During the lesson he would say "Am I not beautiful in my dress, Bruno Leicht, you little clown?" and I would reply "Yes, Papa! Hmpfff" over and over. He would say "Do you know why I named you Bruno ?" and I would reply "Because Bruno Leicht is a perfect anagram for 'horible cunt', Papa" And he would put on more lipstick and say "Correct!"I continue this same tradition when I teach my son Nikolai Leicht the English language!

SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

BERLIN (Reuters) - The German clown and Nazi supporter Bruno Leicht has been reported silent for the first time in over two years. " Even when he was in the coma from when his poor mother shot him in the head, he was babbling and talking incessantly" said Officer Willi Tipf, "he is known and hated for his unstopping babbling in Cologne and Berlin."

SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

But apparently the urine-stinking Clown Bruno Leicht was silent for almost an entire minute when his PuppetMaster called him recently. "Reports indicate that Bruno Leicht was unable to speak, although fear caused him to flood his Molicare© Adult Diaper" continued Officer Tipf, "the only sound Bruno Leicht made in response to the Puppetmaster's questions was the sound of urine running down his leg."

SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Citizens of Cologne are offering Bruno Leicht the UrineClown's PuppetMaster substantial amounts of money to continue the calls; "It will be worth any amount to make that Nazi Clown Bruno Leicht shut up!" said Bruno Leicht's neighbour. The PuppetMaster could not respond because he is resting after laughing non-stop for hours.

SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Bruno "Brainless" Leicht sagt: I am very excited!! Ja! The students for who I played the homecoming have commissioned me to write a BumTrumpet Symphonie!!I am to be paid...you will not believe! It is wonderful!...5, yes 5! Euros!!I am asking again the HochChef at the homeless shelter where I live to serve beans all week, and BlowJob Nikolai, the whore who is my son will wax my Arschloch for the performance!!!

SadSadBrunoLeicht (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

1. How tightly should I set the pressure of my Bruno Leicht TinyCock© Squeezer?A. Bruno Leicht's philosophy is to accept a little leakage related to "Stress Inclowntinence." Stress Inclowntinence means that you leak when you stress your body by making some special exertion such as sneezing, coughing, or playing trumpet through your Anus.