edivm (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

su culo

sethan122 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

what did chuck use to shave off his beard? Did he round house kick himself in the face? only explanation to make sense.

cordonsport5m (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

how is that disrespectful? he is just reminding us of the super-awesome powers of indian burial grounds that we all gotta bow down to! they aint a myth, betcha! ;)

cordonsport5m (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

damn right :D

roshsucks (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Chuck Norris is an old ass dinosaur from back in the day, that got his ass beaten and owned by a chink, better known as Bruce Lee! Now, he gone back to his true SQUA roots, like a real tomahawk chop, and sniffing one too many lysol cans and running one too many casinos, while trying to make it as a savior to white trash, hick hoes who think this old ass GINGER freak is cool! TEXAS WALKER RANGER boners for all your trailer casper asses!!!

dejviz007 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

He isin't Chuck Norris !!!! Don't Beleve him !!!

LancesNewsBlog (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Chuck Norris for pres! :)

polisharrow (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

oh my god... no beard... were doomed unless he re grows hes beard till 2012...

DaveTheSamurai (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

How about that roundhouse kick up side your fat fucking head you fucker! Don't disrespect Native Americans.

nammersorgie (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

His roundhouse kick was courtesy of his native side, indian burial grounds shit, from Eagles & Buffalos! Bear power wearing a watermelon hat all hyped up on Lysol!