PATYPUS3 (August 15, 2008 at 7:43 am)

Well then. Lemme tell you a story about my friend Ed. Ed's mom smoked too much wowee in the 70's which in turn befuddled his DNA. Ed was born with, tragically or magically, 3 eyes. This made Ed special. It was good in that Ed would never have a unibrow considering that was the space where his 3rd eye resided. The negativity in this whole affair was that he was nearsighted, which meant that he had to wear glasses as a kid. Imagine the trauma of being called 6 eyes through your silly youth.

bleach6bleach (August 15, 2008 at 6:21 am)

This seems like a total change of tone from the last two comments..or maybe I'm reading it wrong.. anyways, I guess I should have known, when people say obscene werid things most of the time they are making secret references to amuse themselves or to see if any catches on to have a nice surprise. Well, I'm glad Mexicans have done you no harm.

PATYPUS3 (August 15, 2008 at 2:16 am)

I didn't know you were Mexican but know that I do, I think I like you better. Matter a fact, I like only Mexicans. All non-Mexican people have oppressed me my whole life. Whatever that means. Also, refer tho Ween's live album "Paintin the town brown". That's where I got it from. It refers to a state of being not a skin color.

bleach6bleach (August 14, 2008 at 11:17 pm)

I'm not sure if your referring to the fact I'm Mexican in that last message, or if your just lucky. Now that I think about it your message only surprised me once, give me something timeless.

PATYPUS3 (August 14, 2008 at 10:19 pm)

Ahh, please mi amigo. Copy and paste it all over your brown town. Past it on Airforce ONE. Paste it on Barbara Stiesand's pasty white ass. It is one of my new creative masterpieces. Please spread the love of my words or, if you will, my disease.

bleach6bleach (August 14, 2008 at 6:49 pm)

I like this I might just copy & paste it. >_>

PATYPUS3 (August 11, 2008 at 1:25 am)

No. I'm purple. But then again, what rhymes with purple? Maple syruple?

lvillecards12 (August 11, 2008 at 1:20 am)

r u black??

PATYPUS3 (August 10, 2008 at 11:50 am)

I like to juggle my newborn triplets (Karl, LeBron and Dieter) to this song. While I juggle them in my satin jumpsuit, each one of my sons like to juggle little field mice. Each one of those field mice, our pets, like to juggle grasshoppers, our other pets. Once, one of our grasshoppers (Jarvis) got loose and went down to the liquor store and somehow purchased a lotto scratcher and he won 20 bucks. Ahhh Jarvis, he has the luck of the family.

Pacifier8008 (August 9, 2008 at 6:49 am)

Hot damn i love of montreal.